Looking at this page on a library computer doesn't make you look smarter.

Hello and welcome to the official Idiot Gallery Productions website. I am Darwin, and when I'm not off in the real world doing real stuff, I'm spending my time creating things for you ungrateful internet trolls to kill some free time with.

The links to everything on the site should be on the left. If you came here through google and don't see a menu frame, go into your address bar, and delete the /frontpage.html from the address. It should then show up just fine. However, I have no idea how you'd be able to do that, considering there's literally no meta tags or seo on this page.

Now that everything is pretty much said and done here, click around and enjoy your time here.